Ivana Black

Posted by admin on February 16, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Ivana Black
Big Brother: So Alex Reid is a tossed salad according to stevie b….?

What food represents the other housemates? Here are mine-
Stevie b- bowl of honey nut loops.
Vinnie-rat souffle.
Stephanie-bottle of harrods water, out of date with the price label still on.
Heidi-rum and coke spiked with rohypnol and temazepan.
Nikki-empty bowl.
Dane-all the pies.
Katya-someone else’s honey, rapidly yakked up into the toilet once she’s had a taste.
Asshunter-air biscuit.
I like the rest but i’m on a roll-
Ivana- hungarian goulash with two big dumplings.
Sisquo- 14 year old jerk chicken.
Sov- pint of snakebite and black and an E and a fag.
Alex- proper salt of the earth roast dinner-beef, yorkshire pudding followed by some stale old tart.
What do you think???

very good
vinnie – old crusty gherkin out of date and stinks
sov – chicken nuggets cos she is a sweet little nugget ( she always aplogises after a tantrum bless her )
ivana – angel delight
katia – sweet and sour
alex – protein shake
dane – stale bread
sisquo – as cool as a cucumber
stevie – magic mushroom( he must be tripping )
stephanie – dinasour chicken pieces
niki -lentils , tasteless and boring

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